Texting

Sarah: "FWD: 2 inmates escaped from Peoria County jail this morning. All women b cautious 1 is a serial rapist! Please fwd to all women."

Me: "Are they cute? Cause we're both single and ready to mingle."

Sarah: "lmao, idk, maybe we could double with them."

Me: "Sweet but I get the serial rapist."

Sarah: "hahahahaha"

I miss my Sarah. She's the only one who would actually double with two escaped convicts just so I could get a date. Love you chicka.