The Kid: "But I REALLY want to see 'A Nightmare on Elm Street'! Why can't I?"
Me: "Because it scared the bejesus out of me and I was like, 15 years old."
The Kid: "But I'll be fine. I watch scary movies all the time!!!"
Me: (Thinking cussing will express how damn serious I am) "Dude, if you watch that movie, you will SHIT. YOUR. PANTS."
The Kid: "Well...I will at least SHIT. MY. PANTS. gracefully!"
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