A Little Perspective

When I was 18 years old, I sold my chemistry book for beer money. When Jewel was 18 years old, she wrote this song.

Wow. Just...wow.

Ragsville

In my hypothetical town, I would require drive-thru establishments to post a standard list of rules. You no follow the rules, you no get food!

If you aren't sure what you want, GO INSIDE to peruse the menu. The people behind you know what they want to order. (Side note: This will happen at McDonald's. I will literally roll my window down and say, 'Yo! It's McDonald's. Most of the menu hasn't changed since 1954. Get on with it!)

Have your money ready at the window. Meaning, don't count out $4.82 in exact dimes and nickels.

If the line is steadily moving, don't put your car in park every time you stop. It's super annoying to have to wait for you to put your car into drive every 5 seconds.

PAY ATTENTION. If the car in front of you moves, you must move!

We all know it sucks balls to order Chicken McNuggets only to get home and find a Filet o' Fish. However, either give your sack a cursory glance or PULL OVER to inspect your food.

No one over age 75 allowed.