Cat Are Really Just Furry Hos

Owning a cat is like dating a psycho bitch with bipolar disorder.

Just now I scratched my cat's ear and he leaaaaaned into my hand like his life depended on it! He was like, "Yes, yes, YES! Right there, right there, don't you stop. Don't you DARE stop!!! Right, right...there...YESSSS!!!!! Okay now get the f*ck away from me. I hate you."

I'm so confused. I'm glad I could make him feel good but I don't understand why he now wants nothing to do with me.

I feel used.