Random Quote of the Day

Nothing says 'Welcome to your new house!' like finding a pair of teeth in the bottom of your new closet.

ROOTS INTACT AND ALL.

Side note: Something this random finally didn't happen to me! It happened to a friend who also has the most random shit happen to her. She posted her find (picture and all) on her Facebook page and everyone was very comforting ("I'm sure your house is fine/burn a little sage") and I'm all, "HOLY SHIT. THAT'S AWESOME!!!!"

I'm not sure her other friends like me.

Or get my sense of humor.

F*ck 'em. THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!