Tough Guys Like Sweets, Too

When Mouth is on Xbox, he tries to act and talk tough because that's what boys do. Once in a while, I catch him saying 'dammit' or 'hell'. I don't like it but I pick my battles. As long as he doesn't say it to me, we're cool. Tonight, I heard the jingling music of the ice cream man. Then I hear, "Man down! I'm going in. Patrick, cover me, take the left flank and....HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE ICE CREAM MAN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, GUYS!!!"

Something about that whole sentence just cracked me up. But after I finished laughing, I yelled at him for saying 'shit'.