You're offering unbelievably delicious samples of spring rolls in the frozen food aisle, and I've fallen in love with them. So why, pray tell, are you now telling me you sold out of them hours ago?
YO, DUMBASS. STOP THE DAMN DEMO IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE DAMN PRODUCT.
Dickhead.
He's lucky I didn't shove him into the freezer behind him. But he was like, 90 years old. And I need a battery charge like I need a hole in my head.
Then again, those spring rolls were frikkin' finger-licking good. Battery is only a misdemeanor....right?
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