Merry Christmas, Ya DRUNK

Below is a pic of a few of my Christmas presents. I sense a theme here.

Reason #145 Why I Need A Vacation

I just sat here for 10 minutes wondering WHO THE HELL drank some of my wine (and was ready to call up Mother and DEMAND she buy me a new bottle to replace what she drank without asking!!!) when I finally realized I had poured a glass for myself 10 minutes ago and forgot about it.

*sigh*

I think it's time for me to take a break. Someplace warm, where a hot little cabana boy is responsible for keeping track of my alcohol...