I'm sorry I violated you. I shoved herbs and an onion up your butt and rubbed shallot and herb butter under the skin of your breast. Then I roasted and devoured you. I feel dirty. But full. Pleasantly full.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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Sounds like a great first date to me!...actually, I think it was a first date once!
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