- I have a bachelor's degree in communications.
- I worked for a major construction equipment company in public affairs and made a looot of money.
- Many of the people I worked with/worked for at said major construction equipment company were complete assholes who found intense pleasure in making the lives of people like me miserable.
- I was miserable.
- I got laid off.
- I'm broke but 300 million times happier now and realize my last four grueling years in the corporate world was my personal lesson in the old saying "money isn't everything!"
I played the game: I got the degree, got a good job, bought a house, a new car...did everything I was "supposed" to do. However, it took away the person I was. I went into Cat a healthy, happy confident mom. I quickly became a grumpy, depressed blob who yelled at her kid too much.
I see this furlough as my second chance in life. I've been considering many options and think it's time I asked everyone for your advice. What should I do now? I'm absolutely open to going back to school but don't want to go longer than 2 years.
As a start, Zane had several suggestions:
- Ninja
- Air Force Pilot (he obviously took into consideration my love of flying...)
- Cargo Boat Captain
- Chicken (I can do a pretty good chicken cluck, actually)
Oh yeah...anything involving stripping or being topless is off the table. I do have a college degree for Christ's sake!!!
So whaddya think?????
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I think you should be a flying, ninja chicken. Who is sometimes topless, but only if the role really requires it. ;)
Have you thought about going back to school? I there something that you've ever really, really wanted to do?
Oops, you did say you were open to going back to school. I got lost on the ninja line. How about nursing? You love the ER stuff. Or case manager or something like that?
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