Thinking that.....

I have the coolest f*cking neighbors in the world. My neighbor Greg snowblows my driveway every time it snows bad. During the last snowstorm, his snowblower blew up...so the neighbor across the street cleared my drive. Unbelievable.

Plus, John and Heidi loan me stuff like flour and lemons...and John loans Heidi when I have something going wrong in my kitchen and need someone with sick-ass tools. She's da BOMB. I'd marry her if she wasn't already married.

And if we weren't chicks and stuff.....