Damn It

Aunt Bat-Shit-Crazy, you drive me nuts. Always have. Every year you bought me ugly clothes for Christmas and always asked why I didn't wear them to your house (because I had already exchanged them?!?!) Your fave line is, "Do you know what your problem is???" and you usually distort a few family memories to favor your side in an issue. But when you go and hurt yourself and need help...I'm there. You bet your mean ass I'm there - cause you're family. Asshole or not, I can't ignore someone in need. I'm there for you. I love you, you crazy bastard. :)

Now then. Back to my whiskey.