Random Thoughts

1. Wow. Nursing homes DO smell like Lysol and pee.

2. Colds suck. Choking on your own secretions is not fun.

3. How is Tara Reid famous and I'm not?

4. Why do some people mistreat members of their own family? There are enough assholes in the world that one shouldn't have to take crap from someone just because nature stuck them with the same parents/grandparents.

5. In my next life, I want to be reincarnated as my cat. Man she has it good.

6. Why sit through a State of the Union address when you can get the highlights on the news/internet? There's no need to preempt my show so you can hear yourself talk for 2 hours. THAT'S WHAT C-SPAN IS FOR. USE IT.

7. I'm bored.

8. I love naps. My couch is soooo comfy.

9. USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL, ASSHOLE!!!

10. Cussing is so not ladylike.

11. I think my former work group's secretary is a backstabbing piece of shit (see point #4.)

12. I'm not feeling very ladylike right now.

13. Were Adam and Eve apes? Cause I'm having trouble working out the whole evolution vs. creation thing.