Let's Do This

I'm sick of not getting any calls on my resume, let alone any interviews. So I've decided to go balls to the wall to get their attention.

I revised my resume to include a summary of ALL the shit jobs I have worked in my life as I feel they have given me a more rounded work education than one would receive in college and in cubicle life. Case in point: my time spent waitressing at an oyster-shucking bar in Florida. Hands down favorite, although the oysters grossed me out because they looked like little fetuses.

And yes, I did include "little fetuses" in my resume.