Random Thoughts

Just got back from the grocery store. Gone are the days when I could get $90 in groceries for $7. Now I pay $90.

DAMN YOU, GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT!!!!

First World Problems

I've clean forgotten my debit card PIN number because it's been THAT LONG since I had money in my checking account.

Now I have to wait a week until my new PIN arrives. DAMMIT.

Let's Do This

I'm sick of not getting any calls on my resume, let alone any interviews. So I've decided to go balls to the wall to get their attention.

I revised my resume to include a summary of ALL the shit jobs I have worked in my life as I feel they have given me a more rounded work education than one would receive in college and in cubicle life. Case in point: my time spent waitressing at an oyster-shucking bar in Florida. Hands down favorite, although the oysters grossed me out because they looked like little fetuses.

And yes, I did include "little fetuses" in my resume.

Did You Miss Me????

Not to worry - I didn't forget my legions of fans here! I've had some issues involving Mouth so my mind has been in another world (sometimes in Chardonnayland, but I disgress.)

I'll be back in rare form this weekend with some intelligent (read snarky) commentary on the Occupy Wall Street issue.

Until then, let's raise our glasses and go balls to the walls!!!!!!!

Which loosely translates as, "I'm going to bed after I finish my glass of wine because I have to work early tomorrow. Night!"

Dressing for Success

I made my first visit to the local unemployment office today because I couldn't get through to anyone at the toll-free number. Verrrry inneresting.

Next time I'll leave my one carat diamond stud earrings at home. And my Louis Vuitton purse. And my pearls. Then again, even if I rode the bus there naked I would still stick out.

Reminder: Next time, bring pepper spray.