Texting.....

I start a new job on Monday so I decided to kickstart the weekend by calling my cable company and getting my old cable package back. I did it mostly for Mouth so he can watch My Little Pony on Saturday mornings (yes, I just outed him as a "brony") but then I realized how much tv I got back - and how boring my life has been the last few years without 600 channels in it.

Me: "I have Gameshow Network again! And National Geographic. I just wanna cry!"

Mother: "lol too bad you're going back to work"

Me: "ikr??? No wonder I've been so miserable. Can't even tell you how many times I see a show and am like YES!!! Then realize I don't have the channel and am like DAMMIT!!!

Mother: "Poor baby. You should have gotten it anyway"

Me: "I have the Cooking Channel too!"

Mother: "lol you are so funny"

Me: "I have the Oprah network. HOLY SHIZNIT!!!"

Mother: "Are you ever gonna leave home again???"

Me: "I don't think so."