Jimmycat

My new neighbors own several animals (one being the most adorable pup in the world who looks like a little teddy bear.) Amongst their brood is a black cat named Jimmycat, who was born missing some bones in her front arms. This makes Jimmycat a pretty pissed off pussy (sorry, couldn't resist!) who generally meows and hisses at everyone. Except me. I don't know what it is about babies and animals but most of 'em love me.

Behold, Jimmycat (aka The Walrus):

How to Piss Me Off.....

Refer to me as "her daughter...you know, the unemployed one". Do I refer to you as "her sister...you know, the bat shit crazy one"? NO I DO NOT.

Well, not to your face.

How to Piss Me Off.....

Spend hours trying to persuade me that a 9-year-old boy should own a PSP game that is rated M for mature. Not only is it not happening, but you're thisclose to being put up for adoption.

How to Piss Me Off.....

Climb into my lap and cuddle and purr and be all sweet....then let out a silent tuna-flavored cat fart. I hate you. Just wait until tonight when you're snuggling under my down comforter. CAN YOU SAY DUTCH OVEN BEOTCH!!!!!