I Should Have Named My Dog "Treat"

I love my puppy so much but the dumb dog doesn't even know his own name. Well, I think he does - he just doesn't come when called. However, he does know three words:

Eat
Treat
Dog park

(Yeah, yeah...I know dog park is two words but to Ted, it's one word.)

Ted and I were chillaxing on the couch when I realized it was time for him to eat. You'll see on the video he doesn't respond when I say his name but EAT gets his furry little butt off the couch.

Notice the tongue smack that goes on as he's trying to hoist himself over my legs.