The Kid: "What's a navel?"
Me: "It's your belly button."
The Kid: "Ah. What's tequila?"
Me: ?????? "It's a liquor. Pretty harsh stuff. Sometimes they call it 'to-kill-ya'. Almost killed me in college..."
The Kid: "Ah."
Me: "Why the questions?"
The Kid: "Well, I was just wondering what they meant by 'pour tequila in my navel and lie to me.'"
That's it. I'm cancelling our internet service TODAY.
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LMAO! You're going to have your hands full, but deep down, he'll still be a momma's boy...
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