The Kid: "But Mom, our cat NEEDS the EmeryCat board to groom her claws while she plays!"
Me: "No, she doesn't. That's what our couch and curtains are for."
So it was no surprise to me that he spent the better part of a year trying to sell me on the "Snuggie".
The Kid: "But Mom, it's the blanket with sleeves! I can stay cozy and warm at sporting events!"
Me: "Because you DO go to a lot of outdoor sporting events, huh???" (end sarcasm)
I stood my ground well and avoided having the Snuggie keep my arms and feet warm. Until Christmas. That's when Mother bought The Kid a Snuggie.
Whatever. But I am DRAWING THE LINE with the Shake Weight.
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