Ah, boys...

Me: "There's a new coffee shop in town called 'The Bean'. You wanna try it sometime?"

The Kid: "Sure."

Me: "Cool."

The Kid: "Is it really called 'The Bean'?"

Me: "Yes..."

The Kid: "Does a guy named Frank own it?"

Me: "Not sure. Why?"

The Kid: "Cause it would be funny. Frank, who owns 'The Bean', has a frank and beans. FRANK AND BEANS!!!!!!!"


Never thought when I felt the first little flutter of life in my stomach that my future would include penis jokes.

*sigh*