Going Green

Setting: The Kid was taking a bath.

Me: "Hey, don't let your water out when you're done. I want to hop in and take a quick bath."

The Kid: "Why aren't you going to run your own bath?"

Me: (Thinking of the water bill and probable lack of hot water left in the tank) "Cause I don't want to waste water."

The Kid: "Going green???"

Me: "Uh...yep! Going green!"

The Kid: "What about my pee?"

Me: "........let your water out."

The Kid: "But you said we were going green!"

Me: "I'm not THAT green!"