Screw The Inventor of Daylight Savings Time

Pitch black outside at 5pm in the evening? Grrrr!!! No wonder I feel like strangling someone.

Good thing the fam is all coming together for Thanksgiving tomorrow. Our gene pool could prolly use a little paring down...

Dear Mr. Turkey

I'm sorry I violated you. I shoved herbs and an onion up your butt and rubbed shallot and herb butter under the skin of your breast. Then I roasted and devoured you. I feel dirty. But full. Pleasantly full.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!