Just Wait Until You're Married.....

The Kid: "Mommy, can I cuddle on the couch with you and watch TV?"

Me: "Sure babe. Here, crawl under my blanket."

The Kid: "K. So watcha watchin...GEEZ MOM. THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS SHAVE YOUR LEGS!"

Me: "Pssht. It's winter and I'm not dating anyone. Get used to it."