Correction...Sort Of

I must correct myself about something I wrote last year because I recently saw a woman wearing a bluetooth. I was wrong to stereotype and think that only self-absorbed, tasteless, clueless schmuck men wore bluetooths. SORRY.

(However, it must be noted that Bluetooth woman was wearing camouflage overalls and had only about half of her teeth.)

Because I Really Am That Important

Bluetooth phones. Bluetooths. Blueteeth?

Nothing else makes someone think, "I am so damn important that I just may get one of my many important phone calls while talking to you. And I must take that important call because it is so much more important than the not-important conversation I'm currently having with you."

While everyone else is thinking, "Just wearing that thing shows what a self-absorbed, tasteless, clueless schmuck you are. And when you're walking around on your 'important' phone call, you look like a king douchebag talking to himself."

Actually, I don't think I've ever seen a woman wearing a Bluetooth. Mostly just middle-aged men. With big fat beer guts.

Because if THAT doesn't turn me on, the Bluetooth will surely seal the deal.