Yes, He IS Only Twelve Years Old

After leaving the visitation of a 16-year-old who died as a result of a heroin overdose:

Me: "So. That was pretty sad, huh?"

Mouth: "Yeah."

Me: "This is why I don't want you to ever mess with drugs. Doesn't matter if you're young, old, rich, poor - drugs will kill you."

Mouth: "I know. And I don't care how much money I have when I grow up, I'm not getting into drugs PERIOD."

Me: "Good boy."

Mouth: "Hoes are another story, though."

Me: "........."

Mouth: "What???"

Me: "Who are you?"