Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Puppy Lesson Number 1

When putting the puppy in a kennel, be sure to pull the blanket completely over the cage. If not, as soon as the puppy and the owner are calm and dozing off to sleep, the cat will saunter over to the exposed kennel door and break out in fluent Dog with, "Nanny nanny boo boo, you retched little fur ball. You think you're all cute and special? KISS MY FREE-ROAMING FELINE ASS."

At which point all hell will break loose.
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