Ah, Mother's Day

So...Mother's Day. Many people posted sweet sentiments on their Facebook and Twitter accounts yesterday, writing things like "you kissed my boo boos...wiped my tears...wiped my butt...you're my best friend!"

Yeah.

Have I mentioned I live four doors down from my mother now? Not four houses but four - one, two, three, FOUR - doors away from my mother.

Don't get me wrong - I love my mom. With everything that's happened to me over the past two years, the only reason I'm not living in a cardboard box is because of the generosity of my mother. But still...

Did I mention I now live FOUR doors down from my mother???

Happy Mother's Day.