I need to invent a device much like a canine barking shock collar, but for kids. Every time the brat mouths off he gets a BZZT! Not only would I make millions but I could finally get off my Wellbutrin.
I'm a communications professional who was made a stay-at-home mom by a Fortune 50 company that decided profits were more important than people. I've never been happier. Especially since they upped my meds.
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