Mother: "Remember that souvenir bottle of Fountain of Youth H2O we brought Grandma from FL?"
Me: "Yeah."
Mother: "I'm sitting in her office looking at it. It's half gone."
Me: "You're not s'pose to drink it. It says right on the bottle."
Mother: "I know that."
Me: "Looks like she wants to stick around a little longer."
Mother: "Great. I can't handle her crazy for another 10 years."
Mother: "Crap."
Me: "What?"
Mother: "I just super glued my finger to my soda can."
Me: "Nice. Don't you go drinking from that bottle, k?"
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Leah
My mother has glued her fingers to just about everything...her lips, her steering wheel, her other fingers - as well as her nail lady. When they realized they were stuck together, my mom said, "I hope you don't have any plans tonight."
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