If I had a dollar for every time a man who wanted to date me said, "I'm only letting my child's mom live with me so I see my child every day. There's absolutely nothing between us!" - well, I'd have four dollars. Which is FOUR TOO MANY.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I'm not that stupid!
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
It NEVER ENDS
Ted the dog and Moe the cat wrestle ALL. DAY. LONG. And just when I think exhaustion has overtaken both of them, this happens:
And it starts ALL. OVER. AGAIN.
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Thursday, August 9, 2012
You Sure This School Is Public???
7th grade registration fee: $82
PE clothes and rental lock: $25
School supplies: $65
Getting my daily naps back: PRICELESS
Seriously though...$65 for cheap crap at Walmart??? I bought so much loose leaf paper today, my child better write on every last damn page this year.
EVERY LAST DAMN PAGE. ALL 1500 OF 'EM.
PE clothes and rental lock: $25
School supplies: $65
Getting my daily naps back: PRICELESS
Seriously though...$65 for cheap crap at Walmart??? I bought so much loose leaf paper today, my child better write on every last damn page this year.
EVERY LAST DAMN PAGE. ALL 1500 OF 'EM.
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